“You point it at a group of people and it’ll obliterate everything in its path.” A gleam of jubilant self-satisfaction shone across Doctor Bradbury’s dark brown eyes and a crooked smile formed as if it were his first such attempt. That’s what he had been hiding behind his cold stoic demeanor all these years. It made me sick.
I considered the ramifications of this- this device. I gulped for air. “And how many of these did you say you made?”
“Forty thousand thus far,” Bradbury said, “Fifty thousand by the end of the week, and after that a production capability of twenty thousand more each week thereafter.”
“With a capability of destroying-” the words caught in my throat. I was getting dizzy.
“Thousands,” the gleam came back to Bradbury’s eyes, “Hundreds of thousands in the right hands.”
“The right hands,” I said turning the device around in my hands. “The right hands.”
“Aren’t you pleased?” Bradbury said. “This will end the war.”
“No, Doctor,” I said pointing the device at his crooked smile. “I will end the war. Right. Now.”
Momentary Lapses into Sanity
“Who is taking all the macaroni and cheese? I’ve been up to this buffet three times and it’s always gone. I see it getting refilled when I’m sitting down, so I know somebody is getting macaroni and cheese!” Crimson Death yelled out at the annual Super Villain Get-Together and Karaoke. Everyone else tried to ignore him.
