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Are you single? Do you spend countless hours crying to yourself in the dead of night? Do you refer to Valentine’s Day as Singles Awareness Day and talk about love cynically so you won’t have to face your crippling loneliness with any real objectivity?

If you answered yes to the first question, you also answered yes to the others.

Don’t feel down if you’re alone this Valentine’s Day. The unihump heart, a treasured symbol of love and unity untainted by corporate card-makers, can also be used as a symbol of singular strength in solitude.

The unihump heart: Not just for lovers!

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Click here to learn more about the cherished as-of-yet-unexploited-by-corporate-America symbol of love: The Unihump Heart

Show your sweetie the singularity of your love for him/her this Valentine’s Day with the unihump heart!

S/he will say, “This certainly does express the oneness I feel we experience as being a couple. Why did I ever come to believe that a traditional two-hump heart could adequately express the unity of the love we share?”

To which you will reply, “Also it is free from the over-commercialization that has come to haunt the Valentine’s Day industry!”

“If it were possible to love you more deeply than the concord of the unihump heart, I would,” s/he will say.

Seriously. Try it!

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Click here to learn more about the cherished symbol of love: The Unihump Heart

He had been in love, or at least he thought he had been. Now all he knows is that he’s never known love.

So many things change over the years. He doesn’t want to be one of the cynical ones, say that love doesn’t exist. But how can he be sure with the mass commercialization of ‘love’ all around him?

“It was that two-humped heart!” he cries out. “Why did I think that was love?”

Don’t be fooled by cheap corporate imitations of love. Choose the unihump heart to express your love today.

Paid for by the Unihump Heart Awareness Council

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Click here to learn more about the cherished symbol of love: The Unihump Heart

“Can I interest you in our Valentine’s Day clearance items?” the clerk said with fake enthusiasm.

Bill was caught off guard and stood puzzled for a moment, “It’s nearly April, but I guess I could buy a small surprise for my wife. Do you have any heart-shaped candy boxes?”

“Well, we are sold out of the traditional ‘two-hump’ hearts. But we do still have a considerable amount of unihump hearts left.” The clerk forced a smile.

“It’s an upside-down raindrop.”

“No! It’s a unihump heart. The unihump symbolizes the . . . one-ness . . . of the love you have . . . Yeah, okay, it’s an upside-down raindrop.”

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I better get a bunch of royalties for this when the unihump heart catches on. Here is just one great example of how awesome these can be. How better to express your love than with a unihump heart?