“This is disgusting!” Gerald said pretending to be musing to himself but straining to be heard by everyone. “Look at the trash can. It doesn’t look like it’s been emptied all day. You people live like disgusting pigs!”
Jim and Ted swiveled around in their chairs in unison with puzzled faces.
“This is an office, Gerald,” Jim said. “There’s only paper in the trash.”
“It’s not exactly unsanitary,” Ted added.
“Is it in the trash? Is trash filthy?” They were more statements than questions. “Is this a farm or an office?”
Ted sighed, “It’s an office.”
“Could’ve fooled me,” Gerald snarled.
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