Are you single? Do you spend countless hours crying to yourself in the dead of night? Do you refer to Valentine’s Day as Singles Awareness Day and talk about love cynically so you won’t have to face your crippling loneliness with any real objectivity?
If you answered yes to the first question, you also answered yes to the others.
Don’t feel down if you’re alone this Valentine’s Day. The unihump heart, a treasured symbol of love and unity untainted by corporate card-makers, can also be used as a symbol of singular strength in solitude.
The unihump heart: Not just for lovers!
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Eventually your unihump heart has GOT to catch on!
But if it catches on, the unihump heart will become a yet-another-exploited-by-corporate-America symbol of love, and then it will lose all its charm! May it never be!
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Turn that unihump heart around and color it blue. :D