Based on a True Story

Eric delighted millions upon millions of people with his whimsical stories. They brought laughter to children, touched the hearts of the heartless, and in one reported incident actually cured the cancer of a three-year-old child who went on to become president of the United States. Or he would have if not for the vile machinations of the evil Ginia.

“These stories are all lies,” Ginia said without care, “No one should read them. Ever.”

The world mourned because of Ginia’s attacks on the saintly Eric. Every person began to weep, and the world was flooded in tears. Everyone died.