Reverse

“Where do you think you’re going dressed like that, young man?” Danny’s mother blocked the front door.

“Learn to me want you don’t? Mother, school to going I’m,” Danny said with surprising speed.

“Your shirt is inside out. Your shoes are on the wrong feet. YOUR UNDERWEAR IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR PANTS!”

“Day Reverse it’s!” Danny said. “‘Correctness’ of notions simple your from freed am I. Be should it as.”

Danny’s mother’s eye twitched.