Karma

A woman was surrounded by thugs with guns when out of nowhere a superhero clad in orange disarmed and subdued the villains in the blink of an eye.

“Thank you for saving me! You’re my hero!” the woman said.

“I’m no hero. I am Karma! I believe in absolute justice. I bring balance to the universe. I counter evil with good and good with evil!”

“What?”

Karma did not hear the question. He was busy punching a guy helping a sweet old woman across the street in the stomach. He also punched the old woman for being sweet.