Monthly Archives: October 2010

Diary Entry: October 31, 2010

This story is the conclusion from Diary Entries on October 11, October 14, October 20, October 24 and October 29.
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Some people need convincing to be loyal. Loyal like Henry. He watches over the house, he sleeps on my bed with me. He smells bad, but dogs smell. I hardly ever notice the smell anymore.

Tracie needed convincing. Now she’s as loyal as Henry. We cuddle close some times. She’s starting to smell a bit like Henry.

Some people can’t be convinced. Some people don’t want you to be with Henry or Tracie. They’re jealous of what you have, and they try to take it away.

You can’t convince fathers. You can’t convince Brians. You can only bury them out back.

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Diary Entry: October 29, 2010

This story is continued from Diary Entries on October 11, October 14, October 20 and October 24.
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I’ve waited forever and Tracie hasn’t come over to bring me my homework. Doesn’t she care for me like she did last week? Didn’t she say she’d do everything for me?

I see her talking to Brian Henderson after school. She talks on the phone a lot at night. I bet she’s talking to Brian on the phone. Do all girls play this kind of game with boys?

Henry never does things like that. Dogs are always loyal. Never betray you. Not like fathers.

Fathers deserve to be in the graves they bury loyal dogs in.

A knock at the door.

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Continued in Diary Entry: October 31, 2010

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Diary Entry: October 24, 2010

This story is continued from Diary Entries on October 11, October 14 and October 20.
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There’s nothing left to eat. Everything is either gone or gone bad. It appears my father was good for something after all. I still don’t regret that he’s gone, though.

Last weekend he came home drunk. That wasn’t different than most nights. But he found me with Henry and started cussing up a storm. He called my mother a whore and that was it. I’m better off without my father.

Called Tracie. Talked to her mother. Said I was sick. Asked if she would bring my homework next week.

I want to introduce her to Henry. I’m sure she’ll love him.

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Continued in Diary Entry: October 29, 2010

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Diary Entry: October 20, 2010

This story is continued from Diary Entries on October 11 and October 14.
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Haven’t gone to school since Monday. No one is telling me to and I don’t feel like going.

There are more important things to do than school.

Tracie stopped by today. I watched her from inside. I didn’t answer when she knocked. I was covered in dirt. She left homework at the door and left. She has such beautiful black hair that sways with her steps.

She brushes it meticulously at night. She hums as she brushes, too. I don’t know the song. I call it Tracie’s Song.

I hum Tracie’s Song when I’m working. I’ve been humming it a lot.

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Continued in Diary Entry: October 24, 2010

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Diary Entry: October 14, 2010

This story is continued from the Diary Entry on October 11.
~~~Diary Entry: October 14, 2010Mrs. Eglin scolded me again about my homework. I don’t feel like doing it. Henry’s dead. Nothing matters.

Don’t feel like going home either. My father’s worse than Mrs. Eglin. He tells me to “man up.” Gives me a black eye to emphasize his point.

I sat on the school steps as everyone else left, thinking about Henry. Then without warning, Tracie Adams sits down next to me.

“You okay?” she asked. She has the most beautiful voice.

“Yeah,” I lied.

She sat there with me a few more moments. “If you need anything,” she left the sentence unfinished and left.

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Continued in Diary Entry: October 20, 2010

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Diary Entry: October 11, 2010

My dog died today. His name was Henry. He was the best dog a boy could ever have. I came home from school and my father was sitting at the kitchen table, a smoldering cigarette in his dirt-covered fingers.

“Henry’s dead,” he said, “Buried ‘im. Out back.” Then my father took a long drag from his cigarette.

I scrambled out to the backyard, not really sure if this was all real or not. There was a freshly dug pile of dirt. There my dog—my best friend—was buried.

I sat there beside his grave till long after the sun set.

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Continued in Diary Entry: October 14, 2010

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Why Must I Be a Vampire in Love?

“I have something to confess, Emily,” James says with a pensive glare.

“You’re a vampire!” Emily blurts out.

“I’m a—how did you—?”

“The pale skin, the avoidance of sunlight, that one time you turned into a bat.”

“And you’re cool with that?”

“Oh, totally,” Emily sighs, “I love vampires.”

“I’m not some sparkling emo vampire,” James says, “I’m a blood-thirsty monster.”

“Yes!” Emily moans, “Drain me dry of blood!” She produces her bare neck, panting with passion.

“This is kind of creeping me out, actually,” James says, “I’m just going to let myself out.”

“Don’t you love me?” Emily weeps.

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What’s in a Name?

“Thanks for the help―” my voice falters. I’ve forgotten his name.

What’s his name again? Dave. I’m certain of it. What else would it be? Maybe Ron? I know a lot of Rons. Maybe he’s one of them.

Why am I in doubt? I’ve known what’s-his-name for five years. I talk to him almost every week. I think I called him Dave a couple minutes ago. He didn’t correct me. Was he just being polite, but secretly mad that I forgot his name?

Well, I have to say something.

“―D-Dave.” I finish my sentence.

Dave smiles and walks away.

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Government Subsidized House Fires

“Oh, thank goodness!” Mrs. Malinowski yells as the firetruck stops in front of her burning home.

“Howdy ma’am,” a firefighter slowly exits the truck, “What seems to be the problem?”

“My house is burning.”

“No, I mean with paying your fire department premiums.”

“Don’t I pay through taxes?”

“We’ve been privatized, ma’am. The mayor said that by providing a fire department it only encouraged people to have fires knowing there would be a government bailout.”

“But I need help! My house is on fire!”

“You socialists make me sick,” the firefighter spits.

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Sixty

Sixty. Sixty days I’ve been laying here.

On my side.

Tied to the ground.

With nothing to eat but some nasty bread cooked over cow dung.

It’s not as bad as it sounds. It was supposed to be human dung before I negotiated with God for a little bit of a reprieve.

Did I mention that God was the one who told me to do this? It’s all right there in the fourth chapter of my memoir, which I’m sure is going to be a big hit. Everyone is big on performance art nowadays. God tells me this is going to be huge, draw in the crowds.

Sixty days. Three hundred thirty to go. Then I have to turn around and lay on my other side for forty days.

It’s going to be worth it in book sales alone. Who wouldn’t want to read about my year plus of lying on my side?

I’ve come up with a title. Ezekiel: I’m Not Crazy, God Told Me to Do It.

Okay, it’s not great. I know. It’s a working title. I’ve still got time to think about it.

A lot of time.

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This story was a finalist in the #5MinuteFiction contest held weekly at Write Me! We’re given a prompt of one word (this week was “sixty”) and then we write a story in five minutes.

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