Orc Chemist

Korth’ax cannot seem to make up his mind as he peruses the nutritional supplements.

Lorgwain the Unlicensed approaches Korth’ax. “May me help you?” he says in a gravelly voice.

“Korth’ax look for supplement to give me edge,” Korth’ax says.

“Lorgwain have drugs. Very potent. Very illegal,” Lorgwain motions down the illicit drug aisle.

“Me not in that scene,” explains Korth’ax, “Me believe in natural solution.”

Lorgwain sighs, “Me have fish oil. Good for brain, also make smell good for she-orcs.”

“Bit expensive,” Korth’ax says pensively, “Korth’ax on budget.”

“Human oil cheap,” Lorgwain says, “Side effects include desire to destroy own species.”