Looking for a companion to play video games with. Are you my Player 2?
Me: A competitive spirit who likes long fights on the Xbox, candlelit gaming sessions, and conversations about how awesome Dreamcast was that go into the late hours of the night.
You: A skilled gamer that isn’t afraid to try something new.
Will you be the Luigi to my Mario? The Tails to my Sonic? The Sheva Alomar to my Chris Redfield? This isn’t innuendo. I’m being quite literal.
We’ll start off slow, play some Wii Sports Resort, and see where it goes from there.
No fatties, please.


Nice!
You had me smiling the whole way though, but that last line nailed it and cracked me up. Great ad!
Interesting experiment: … Post it and see what kind of replies you get =D
It would be an interesting craigslist experiment, but I am frightened by the potential results.