Dancing pretty, through the meadow,
It was really quite sublime.
Didn’t know it was a minefield
Long-abandoned, Clementine.
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Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clementine!
Thou art lost and gone forever.
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.
Dusted off a can of carrots
Hidden back in the pantry.
Should’ve checked the expiration
Dated May of Eighty-Three.
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On an impulse we decided
To visit the city zoo.
But you jumped the barricade,
And tried to box the kangaroo.
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Sleepless nights within the lab
Playing God with DNA.
Crossed a line man was not meant to.
Monster-hybrids destroyed L.A.
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Didn't know you had forgotten
Not to touch my ol' death ray.
There came a crack, ominous soundtrack,
I've run out of things to say.
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okay I completely lost it at the last verse