“If I can impress anything to you kids,” says the motivational speaker, now approaching age 40, “it’s that you can succeed at anything in life as long as you believe in yourself and never give up.” His voice cracks a little and he recomposes himself. “L-like me.”
The motivational speaker begins to bang his head against the gymnasium wall. This holds the kids’ attention momentarily.
“They’ll tell you,” he says between head-smashings, “you can’t accomplish the impossible. They said I couldn’t break through walls with my head. Well—” he collapses to the floor, concussion or blood loss the most likely candidates.

