1. Reconnect with old friends.
2. Do not poke anyone. Poking is so 2006. Instead, you should like things that people post. Liking is the new poking.
3. Try to ignore how similar the words “liking” and “licking” appear to be.
4. Start a Facebook page. Everyone and their mother is doing it. (Incidentally, your mother has more friends than you do on Facebook now!) But make sure to make a page now. Come June we’ll all have moved on to something else.
5. Accept privacy as an antiquated concept of the past, and dutifully hand everything over to Mark Zuckerberg.
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Poking people is not generally considered an acceptable practice in person, so shouldn’t be done on Facebook, either. But you can lick anyone you want! –LIKE! I meant like.