The Pants Paradox

Tonight was the night. Marcus was finally going out with Rachel. He put on his favorite pants for the occasion.

“Stop!” Future-Marcus and the professor rushed in. “I can’t explain now, but if you wear those pants our life will be ruined. I had the professor build a time machine just to warn you—me!”

“Okay, then I’ll change my paaaaaaaaaaaa—” Marcus faded from existence.

“What happened?” Future-Marcus asked.

The professor stroked his chin, “Apparently those horrendous pants were essential to the time-space continuum and without them Marcus voided himself from existence.”

“Then why am I still here?”

The professor shrugged.

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2 Responses to The Pants Paradox

  1. Rick Griffin says:

    "I dunno, you seem to be doing pretty good for myself; got a ticket to the past after all, that can't be cheap"

  2. Eric Hamilton says:

    "I was actually surprised at how easily I convinced myself to change pants… I loved those pants!"

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