Hillbilly Politics

“‘Ey, Cletus?”

“Yeah, Jim Bob?”

“Ya ever think tha fed’r'l guvament has too much power?”

“Sometimes.”

“I hear Jethro talkin’ ’bout how we’s shouldn’ have tack-shay-shun without rep-re-say-shun.”

“But we have rep-re-say-shun, Jim Bob.”

“Naugh after I refused ta respond ta tha sin-suhs.”

“Now why ya do that, Jim Bob?”

“It hain’t what tha foundin’ fathers intended, I hear Jethro say.”

“So Jethro says tha foundin’ fathers hain’t intended the sin-suhs to ah-pro-pree-payt rep-re-say-shun in ta Congriss?”

“Accordin’ ta Jethro, Cletus.”

“Then why they write it in tha Con-stitch-tu-shun, Jim Bob?”

“Huh. Ha’n't thought o’ that, Cletus.”

“Surely naugh, Jim Bob.”

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