The Arrowhead Non-Proliferation Treaty

“The Choctaw must abide by the Arrowhead Non-Proliferation Treaty and allow weapons inspectors unfettered access to your reserves,” Opothleyahola of the Muscogee declares.

“Our reserves are for peaceful purposes” counters Pushmataha of the Choctaw, “Winter is soon upon us. We need the arrowheads to hunt the mighty deer.”

“If your intentions are peaceful, then why deny the inspectors of the IAEA (Intertribal Arrowhead Endowment Agency) access?”

Pushmataha uneasily concedes, “We will allow inspectors access in two weeks provided they do not disturb our sacred burial mounds.”

“So you can hide your stockpiles?” Opothleyahola yells.

Pushmataha feigns outrage at such an accusation.