Monthly Archives: January 2010

Continued from The Case of Doctor Walton, The Case of Zombie O’Malley, The Case of the Gypsy Amulet, The Case of the Magician, The Case of Another Detour, and The Case of the Anachronistic Quote.
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Meriwether O’Malley did not acknowledge us as we entered his study. He was huddled over beakers of various colored liquids.

“Dear brother,” my zombified friend, the late Shamrock O’Malley said.

Meriwether coughed and continued to stand over his chemistry set.

Shamrock and I shared glances. Shamrock’s left eye fell out of its socket as we did.

“Dear brother,” Shamrock tried again, “I am in need of the miraculous powers of science to free me of this gypsy curse!”

Meriwether looked up slowly. “De-zombifying Chamber on the left,” he said.

“Well, that’s rather a convenient development,” I proclaimed.

“It’s SCIENCE!” Meriwether shouted.

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More cases from the files of Shamrock O’Malley

Continued from The Case of Doctor Walton, The Case of Zombie O’Malley, The Case of the Gypsy Amulet, The Case of the Magician, and The Case of Another Detour.
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“My brother Meriwether heads the Academy of Science,” Zombie Shamrock O’Malley was beating himself up (and bits of him were flying everywhere), “It’s so obvious! Why hadn’t I thought of it before?”

“Perhaps it’s because you lack a quarter of your brain,” I observed through his skull.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, my dear Doctor Walton,” O’Malley explained to me, “Therefore; it should be a simple process to reverse the gypsy magic that turned me into a zombie with one of my brother’s technologies.”

I momentarily dreamed of the bygone days when I would have called this ridiculous.

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More cases from the files of Shamrock O’Malley