Truer Words Were Never Spoken

“Ever think about foregoing this bachelor lifestyle we’re living and settle down?” Brian always had a way of making a car ride awkward.

“I choose to live my life based on the philosophy of the great thinkers,” Kevin said, “In the immortal words of Canadian rock group, Loverboy: ‘You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start.’“

“Where else would someone start?”

“Don’t you understand? It’s one of those things that are so obvious that no one thinks to actually start from the start.”

“Actually, I think most people start from the start.”

Kevin fumed, “Shut up.”