Gifutoman was waiting for Santa on the summit of Mount Fuji.
“Your reign ends now, Gifutoman!” Santa said. “I’m canceling Christmas!”
“You cannot cancel Christmas,” Gifutoman said in the English dub (supposedly Gifutoman is better with the Japanese voice and English subtitles), “Only with rampant materialism can we recover from this worldwide recession.” Gifutoman shot rockets from his elbows.
Santa dodged. “What about charity and goodwill toward men?” Santa said as he pummeled Gifutoman into submission.
The children of the world woke up to stockings full of coal, and developed a cynical spirit that followed them the rest of their lives.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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