“The Space-Nobel Committee, named after Alfred Space-Nobel, inventor of the hyper-death-stick, has named this standard star-orbit-revolution-unit’s winner of the Space-Nobel Peace Prize,” said news-alien B’jnktl, “and it’s Galactic Federation President Vithor Lovenstein. We turn to Snorri Sturluson, chair of the Space-Nobel Committee.”
“Thunk yuoo fur hefeeng me-a.”
“Mr. Sturluson, by every measure, President Lovenstein has yet to have any meaningful impact on anything.”
“Ve-a everded Lufensteeen fur hees ixtreurdeenery iffffurts to strengzeen intergelecteec deeplumecy und cuupereshun betveen peuples.”
“Even though there has been no substantive change between his policies and his predecessor, Google-Bronx?”
“Thet’s reeght. He-a joost mekes us feel guud.”
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