The Unwitting Badgey Artist

“Hey, Brian, I didn’t know you drew,” Mary said, “Can I see?”

“I guess. It’s just a sketch.”

Mary’s eyes grew wide with excitement, “You’re a badgey, too!”

“A what?”

“Oh come on! Don’t tell me you don’t know what a badgey is.”

Brian’s blank stare signified he didn’t.

Mary continued, “You drew this guy with a badge. You like badges on stuff. You’re a badgey. Simple as that!”

“First: The guy’s wearing a military uniform. Of course it’ll have badges on it! Second: You just assume cause I drew a badge that I’m part of some weird internet movement?”

“Duh!”