If You Give a Rhinoceros a Cookie

If you give a rhinoceros a cookie, he’s going to want all of your cookies. All of them. Rhinos don’t mess around when it comes to cookies. You’ll be all like, “Hey, those are my cookies!” But he’ll be like, “I’m a rhino. What’re you gonna do about it?” Then you’ll be cookieless.

But it doesn’t stop there. After the rhinoceros takes all your cookies, then he’s going to take your milk. Again, all of it. The entire gallon. Then he’ll burn down your house, because he happens to also be an arsonist.

As rhinoceroses go, you picked a nasty one.