Humdrum Jury

Judge Nelson banged his gavel. “Is this trial boring you?” he asked the jury.

Half the jury was in various stages of falling asleep. None was paying attention to the trial.

Judge Nelson motioned to the bailiff who pressed a small button on the wall which immediately sent an electric shock through the jury box. They were paying attention now.

“I can’t imagine why you’re not interested. The defendant’s name is Axe-Murderin’ Max for goodness sake.”

“It was a childhood nickname, not a confession!” cried Max to which the judge shrugged.

Half the jury returned to their various stages of sleep.