Galactic Federation President Vithor Lovenstein stood before the joint session of Space-Congress to make his case for Universal Health Care.
“I have provided a simple 1,265,777,879,632 step plan that guarantees health coverage for all Galactic Federation citizens (as well as certain sentient trees and large bushes). This plan will not cover illegal dimensional immigrants—”
“Liar!” yelled Space-Representative Yancy Gothman (Asteroidican-SX). “Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!”
“Look,” Lovenstein rebutted, “My pants are clearly not on fire. You’re the liar.”
“Nuh-uh!”
“Yes-huh!”
“I am rubber, you are super-space-adhesive! Whatever you say bounces off me and permanently adheres to your surface!”
Lovenstein growled.
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