“Welcome to BADGEMONIUM, a weekly podcast dedicated to the badgey-fandom: the only podcast you need for all things wearing badges. The more the better! I’m Sergeant_at_Arms57.”
“And I’m Frillybadge! There’s a lot going on in the badgey community this week including a new badgey artist on deviantART, and we’ll get to that in just a moment, but first we have a caller.”
“Yeah. You guys dressing up like badges and doing freaky stuff is disgusting. Pervs!”
“Let me stop you right there, caller. You’re referring to ‘badge-suiters.’ We’re ‘badgies.’ We like badges on things, not dressing as badges. That’s just disturbing.”

