They were all wearing matching colored jackets like they were all a part of the same dolphin-gang.
“Okay, kids, remember: Don’t tell mommy the babysitter is dead.”
For what it’s worth, the “Compulsory User Slavery Clause” had been in the Online Terms of Service Agreement for two years before anyone actually noticed.
“When I said, ‘Give me a hand,’ I meant it in every conceivable meaning possible.”
Mother died this morning; I found out by e-mail.

