Paleontologist Richard Goldberg was hardly egotistical; his first major find was named the richardgoldbergisawesomosaurus.
He received a do-you-love-me letter with boxes marked ‘yes’ and ‘no,’ but he instead drew a third box and checked it and labeled it ‘ewwww.’
She is like a song that gets stuck in your head; the more you try to forget her, the deeper she imbeds herself into your psyche.
“Put away the regular ol’ ketchup, Margaret; tonight were breakin’ out the ‘fancy catsup!’”

