“We interrupt Jon and Zxrrgl Plus Eight Billion to bring you breaking news from the ice planet Roasth,” B’jnktl the news-alien said, “Space-Governor and former vice presidential candidate Babe-mo-Tron™ has just announced a surprise resignation. We now go live to Roasth where the space-governor has just taken the podium.”
“Hey, Roasth. I’ve decided to step down as space-governor cause bein’ a lame space-duck just ain’t cute, dontchaknow? Now the Spacestream Media will undoubtedly spin this as me not knowing what with what I’m saying goodbye!”
“Her builders should’ve installed more RAM while they were buffing out her sensuous curves,” B’jnktl remarked.
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