Continued from “Rise of the Psychiatrist.”
~~~
The Incredible Sulk was rampaging through downtown St. Louis.
“SULK NOT BELIEVE BLUES HOCKEY TEAM NOT MAKE IT TO STANLEY CUP FINALS AGAIN!” he said as he demolished a 1999 Chevy Camaro.
The Psychiatrist stepped out into the street and yelled, “Zee Suhlk! You lash out beecauze you velt neeglecteed az a child!”
The Sulk immediately turned gray, “FUNNY-ACCENT MAN RIGHT!”
“Eggzelleent!” the Psychiatrist cackled, “I haff tamed zee beest!”
The Sulk’s complexion slowly turned red, “WEIRD-SOUNDING MAN MAKE SULK FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE! SULK SMASH BEARDY-MAN INSTEAD OF DEAL WITH SULK’S UNDERLYING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!”
“Uh-oh,” the Psychiatrist said shortly before being pummeled.
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