“—and that’s why we need universal health care coverage, because if the universe gets sick, we all suffer, being within the universe,” Galactic Federation President Vithor Lovenstein finished his talking points at the Space Press Conference. “Questions? Karl Jibberjabber, GPR?”
“Mr. President, Galactic Federation citizens Über Johnson and Forthright Forthrite are having a dispute over space-hedge clippers allegedly lent with ever being returned. What are you going to do about this dispute?”
“Obviously, Mr. Forthrite is in the wrong. His complaint is silly; also he should consider trimming his nose hairs once in a while. Can anyone say, ‘Yuck?’ Next question?”
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