Eleven Things

“I love this song! Turn it up.”

Jason cranked up the radio as Journey’s ‘Anyway You Want It’ played.

Kevin sang along, “She loves to move / She loves to groove / She loves eleven things!“

“Wait! What?” Jason interrupted. “‘Eleven things’? That’s not how it goes.”

“Of course it is! That’s how I’ve always sung it.”

“‘Eleven things’? Really? Why would she specifically love eleven things?”

“She’s obviously a woman of discerning taste.”

“A taste that is limited—”

“—to eleven things.”

“—Eleven things.”

A momentary pause.

“The lyrics are ‘the lovin’ things,’” Jason said.

“Now that’s ridiculous!”