“Senator Evans from Pennsylvania is recognized.”
“Thank you, Mr. President. My fellow Senators, America is hurting during this economic crisis. I am sure you have heard countless heart-wrenching stories from your constituents. I have heard many from my own constituents of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. No one understands these economic difficulties more than I. That is why I urge my fellow Senators to pass S1737: Somebody Please Lend Senator Evans Twenty Bucks Because He’d Like To Go Out To Eat Tonight Which Will Stimulate The Local Economy, Plus You Know He’ll Be Good For It Act of 2009. Thank you.”
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