Bill McIrish glowered, but that was normal, “Questions continue to be raised concerning Vithor Lovenstein’s legal status and qualifications to be president. I’m joined by attention-loving-conspiracy-theorist Cletus Barycenter. Explain for the space-folks the problem exactly.”
“We simply don’t know anything about Lovenstein. Is he a Body-Snatcher from the Nega-Zone? Did he travel here from the future and use his future knowledge of his own election victory to win the election? Without a space-birth certificate, we simply don’t know!”
“To be fair, Lovenstein’s released numerous documents refuting these accusations.”
“What’s he hiding? He’s going through incredible lengths to counter these ridiculous allegations!”
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