Why Motorcycles Are Awesome

It was time for the message of the hour, but Pastor Sciutto was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly a motorcycle burst into the auditorium, tore down the aisle and screeched to a halt in front of the pulpit. Pastor Sciutto kicked back the kickstand, hopped off the chopper and proceeded as if this was commonplace.

“This morning’s sermon will be slightly different from normal,” he began, “It’s titled: Why Motorcycles Are Awesome. Reason number one—”

“Blasphemy!” came a smattering of cries across the congregation.

“Ahem! Reason number one,” Sciutto continued, “They’re like bikes, but they also have motors on them.”