It saddens me, dear reader, that I must now recount to you what will be the final case of the late Shamrock O’Malley.
Shamrock was convinced the evil Professor Montgomery (Professor of Home Crafts and Rainy-Day Activities at Victorian England Community College (VECC)) had set in motion a series of minor distractions to obscure his plans to destroy the earth via giant-space-laser. I asked Shamrock what a “laser” was, and he said, “Elementary, my dear Walton,” and nothing more.
We arrived at Montgomery’s office during his specified office hours (3-5 PM Tuesdays and Thursdays). He was waiting for us.
To be continued . . .

