Before It Was Called ‘Crater Lake’

“Quit dawdling, you velociraptors! We’re on a tight schedule,” King Tyrannous was agitated, but couldn’t stay agitated for long as he looked upon his glorious visage carved into the mountain face. It was truly a magnificent sight for the eyes, even if he had a little trouble seeing something that wasn’t moving.

“This monument to myself shall stand as a testament to my greatness,” King Tyrannous spoke to no one in particular, since all the slaves were supposed to be working, “It shall last for as long as dinosaurkind shall rule the earth . . . Huh, what’s that big rock-thing in the sky?”