Another Modest Proposal

“Senator Evans from Pennsylvania is recognized.”

“Thank you, Mr. President. I come before my colleagues of the United States Senate to humbly ask for your forgiveness. Yesterday I introduced S1367: Annex Canada and Call It ‘America, Jr.’ Act of 2009 to great hoopla. Some said it was ‘crazy’ or ‘insane’ or ‘illegal under international law.’ I now wish to apologize to my critics. That’s right. I wish to apologize. I apologize for being a visionary! I ask to be forgiven for being the only Senator courageous enough to introduce this essential piece of legislation! You all should be ashamed of yourselves!”

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