Wrong Door

Oh, hello there. I didn’t hear you come in. Well, come in, come in. Sit down.

Let me tell you a story. This happened about ten years ago. Now, Jim was a little wet behind the ears back then. Well, anyway, one day he says to me– What’s that? You were just looking for the bathroom and you must’ve taken the wrong door?

Oh, yes, you’ll be wanting the third door on the left. Yessir, that’ll get you to where you need to be. When you’re done, maybe you’ll come back and I’ll tell you about ol’ Jim. No? Well, okay.