B’jnktl the news alien wiped a tear from one of his seven eyes. “Ladies, gentlemen and gleeborts, we have just witnessed history in the making! The Galactic Federation has broken down yet another barrier of prejudice by electing for the first time someone named Vithor Lovenstein to the office of president! Truly this is a remarkable advancement in the civil rights of people named Vithor Lovenstein.”
CoventionalThinkingBot5000, GNN’s chief political analyst, broke in as B’jnktl’s voice began to falter from the enormity of the moment, “This is comparable to the election of Q*bert Johnson, the first president with a ridiculous-name-even-by-galactic-federation-standards name.”
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