“You’re too late, Batboy!” Admiral Breakfast twirled his handlebar mustache betwixt his thumb and forefinger. “The delivery trucks have already spread out across the city. And in each box of cereal I put in two scoops . . . of nitroglycerin!”
Batboy found himself tied-up on a slow-moving conveyor belt moving toward a grinding machine.
Admiral Breakfast laughed, “And now you will become a part of a balanced breakfast!”
“I don’t eat breakfast!” Batboy flexed his potbelly and broke free from his bindings.
“But breakfast is the most important meal of the day!” Admiral Breakfast charged with an enormous spoon.
Spoon and bat clashed.
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The commercial that brought forth Admiral Breakfast
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