B’jnktl the news-alien broke into programming, “Joke-candidate Jorgan Skithypot has rocketed ahead in the polls after news of his pick for vice president. We turn now to GNN political analyst ConventionalThinkingBot5000.”
“Skithypot has had a tremendous 30 point jump after naming Babe-mo-Tron™ as his running mate. We polled new Skithypot supporters, and they all said they support Babe-mo-Tron™ because she has ‘a great personality,’ but when analyzed under a mind-reader-beam they all support her because she is quote: ‘a total babe.’”
“Google-Bronx’s vice president and Space-Nobel Peace Prize winner Theodore Franton just doesn’t seem all that qualified now.”
“Very true, B’jnktl.”
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