Also Don’t Ask Why He Can Speak Modern English

“‘Tis just like riding a horse,” Sir Gregory of Cornwall told himself as he stood atop the halfpipe, skateboard underfoot.

Timothy Walters, the poor man inexplicably linked with this Celtic knight that somehow was in present-day California, ran to stop Sir Gregory. That seemed to be all Timothy did nowadays.

But Timothy was too late. Sir Gregory disappeared from the top of the halfpipe, screaming. Timothy clenched his eyes shut but did not hear the inevitable sound of breaking bones.

“‘Tis an invigorating sport,” Sir Gregory said as he did an aerial 360.

Timothy felt he was trapped in a sitcom.

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Other adventures of Sir Gregory of Cornwall in the present-day