Mobster Jargon

“Louie Fatoni! You said you had a new recruit for us ‘reputable businessmen?’” the Don said.

“Yeah, my little brother, Joey ‘The Snitch’ Fatoni. I believe he will be a valuable asset to our ‘enterprise.’”

The Don looked about nervously, “And how did your brother acquire the nickname: ‘The Snitch?’”

“Oh, he loves those Harry Potter books.”

The Don relaxed a bit, “So it’s not because he’ll sing or anything?”

“He won’t be singing, boss. My little brother can’t carry a tune in a bucket.”

“No, I’m asking you if he’ll snitch.”

“Boss, it ain’t real. It’s just a kid’s book.”