Magical Cutbacks

“I’m the genie of the lamp! You may now have two wishes!”

Muhammad frowned, “Two? I thought genies gave people three wishes?”

“Management’s cutting back,” the genie shrugged, “Magic is expensive these days.”

“Okay, fine,” Muhammad grumbled, “For my first wish, I want a magical carpet that can fly around.”

“I can do that, but first: How much do you weigh? You look a little pudgy.”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“If you’re over a certain weight, you’ll have to use two wishes for two magic carpets sewed together. Also, you’ll have to pay extra for carry-on luggage.”