Guardian Angels

Two guardian angels entered the heavenly locker room at the same time.

“Hey, Gamaliel. You just got back from assignment?”

“Sure did, Hananel. I made sure he lived to a ripe old age.”

“I hear performance reviews are coming up. If you keep this up, you’re almost a shoe-in for a promotion.”

“I don’t like to brag, but this one’s in the bag,” Gamaliel made an imaginary free-throw shot. “Swoosh!”

“So who’s your next assignment?”

“Some American kid. Those kids are so pampered! This will be like a vacation for me.”

Later on earth. . .

“Hey! Let’s go play in the Interstate!”